How to Get A Life

Step 1:
Be a South African. An average South African in the average-income group.

Step 2:
Have access to the 3 SABC television channels, with good reception. Have no access to anything else (DSTv or MNet pay channels, nor ETv with any semblance of no-snow).

Step 3:
Watch in horror as they change all your favourite tv shows to other, inaccessible times - or remove them completely - within the space of a single week.

Step 4:
Turn off the tv, save electricity (which will also prevent prolonged blackouts during winter), and find something else to do with your time. Like, Live!